Music and Poetry from the Mind of Misterkevin

The Ogre and the Littlest Cow

misterkevin — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 16:54:53 +0000

I remember meeting a good-natured ogre

when visiting the canals of Amsterdam.

He lived under a bridge next to a statue of his mentor,

and eked his sustenance from the rare kroket falling from above.

Hungry for more, he yearned for meat!

Lost farmers ferried the littlest cow across the ogre’s domain,

when the monster’s hunger was sublimated to passion.

Her vision of loveliness entranced the ogre!

Fixated on his prize,

the ogre bludgeoned the yokels,

and bred his idol.

Dreaming of a happy family,

the ogre’s scion was conceived.

Prithvi was enraged

and enlisted the help of Kali to doom the progeny!

The calf was malformed

and his mother died during birth.

Dejected, the ogre became morose,

pledged veganism,

and cried enough tears to flood western europe

were it not for my penchant for hole plugging.

March Ablutions

misterkevin — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:51:41 +0000

I am adulterine.

Perfidious.

A recreant obsessive.

Dreaming of utopia.

Living in absence.

A bird in a net.

March 09 Music Mix

misterkevin — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:44:35 +0000

Name	Artist
Bad Man’s World	Jenny Lewis
Dita Dimone	Pop Levi
Twilight Omens	Franz Ferdinand
DaddysGone	Glasvegas
Girlfriend In A Coma	The Smiths
Give Me Grace	LoveLand
Cut Dick	Mr. Oizo
Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) (Pet Shop Boys remix)	Lady Gaga
Id Engager	Of Montreal
JizzIn My Pants	The Lonely Island
Headhunter	Front 242
Radio Ladio	Metronomy
White Weekend (Adam Bartas Booty)	Booka Shade vs. Black Eyed Peas
Lion in a Coma	Animal Collective
To Lose My Life	White Lies
A Sucker For Your Sound	I Monster
Diplo Rhythm	Diplo
My Life Would Suck Without You	Kelly Clarkson
Bathroom Gurgle	Late Of The Pier
Take Me (TPD Remix)	2tom 182
Airport Surroundings	Loney , Dear
Never Never Love	Pop Levi

Feast for Notre-Dame de Bon Secours

misterkevin — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:31:00 +0000

Our Lady of Prompt Succor,

We honor you today.

Hold back the winds of destruction!

Save us from armegeddon!

Party Playlist

misterkevin — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:59:00 +0000

Artist	Title
Calvin Harris	Acceptable in the 80′s
Kraftwerk	Aerodynamik (Intelligent Design Mix)
The Bird And The Bee	Again & Again
George Michael	Amazing
Kimberley Locke	Band Of Gold
Miss Kittin	Batbox
Nouvelle Vague	Bela Lugosi’s Dead
Fischerspooner	The Best Revenge (Alex Gopher Retaliation Remix)
Sam Sparro	Black and Gold
Alphabeat	Boyfriend
Yoav	Club Thing
Calvin Harris	Colours
Blitzen Trapper	Crazy on You
Underworld	Crocodile
Crystal Castles	Crimewave
Róisín Murphy	Crybaby
Fischerspooner	Danse en France (Dim Remix)
David Cook	Day Tripper
Róisín Murphy	Dear Miami
The Faint	Desperate Guys Remix
Freur	Doot Doot
Eurythmics	Doubleplusgood
Goldfrapp	A & E
Nine Inch Nails	Echoplex
The Teenagers	Fuck Nicole Slut
Cut Copy	Going Nowhere (Digitalism Mix)
Skinny Puppy	Goneja
Sally Shapiro	He Keeps Me Alive
Cut Copy	Hearts On Fire
Hercules and Love Affair	Hercules Theme
Muscles	Hey Muscles I Love You
Calvin Harris	I Get All The Girls
i monster	Heaven
Santogold	L.E.S. Artists
Lady Gaga	Just Dance
Shiny Toy Guns	Le Disko
MGMT	Love Always Remains
Jack Jones	Love Boat Theme
Calvin Harris	Merrymaking (Deadmau5 Vox)
Trentemøller	Moan (Trentemøller Remix)
She Wants Revenge	Monologue
Pulp	My Legendary Girlfriend
Brazilian Girls	Noveau Americain
Booka Shade	Outskirts (Babelsberg Mix)
M.I.A.	Paper Planes
Britney Spears	Piece Of Me
Adam Sandler	Secret
Hot Chip	Shake A Fist
Kelly	Shoes
She Wants Revenge	Save Your Soul
The Presets	Steamworks
Yael Naim	Toxic
Missing Persons	Walking In LA
Miss Kittin	Wash N Dry
Bat For Lashes	What’s A Girl To Do?
Fischerspooner	You’re My Disco

The Tale of Havel (הבל)

misterkevin — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:28:00 +0000

Cry for vengeance,

Brother Abel!

You were the first martyr.

We remember you today.

Your brother marked, and

Rejected by God.

Come forth,

first innocent victim

of the power of evil.

Dreams of my Father

misterkevin — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 04:24:00 +0000

Father,

may I go to war?

Yes, you may,

my son;

Wear your woollen comforter,

But don’t fire off your gun.

Burning Christmas Gift

misterkevin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 03:21:00 +0000

Name	Artist	Album
DLZ	TV on the Radio	Dear Science
Gobbledigook	Sigur Rós	Gobbledigook
Gettin Up	Q-Tip	Pass the Feeling On
Kim & Jessie	M83	Saturdays = Youth
I Know UR Girlfriend Hates Me	Annie	Don’t Stop
Hairy Candy	Tobacco	Fucked Up Friends
Courtship Dating	Crystal Castles	Crystal Castles
DVNO	Justice	DVNO EP
Golden Cage	The Whitest Boy Alive	The Whitest Boy Alive
Sandcastle Disco	Solange	Sol-Angel & The Hadley St. Dreams
Paris is Burning	Ladyhawke	Ladyhawke
Dance, Dance, Dance	Lykke Li	Little Bit EP
Out There On The Ice	Cut Copy	In Ghost Colours
Ready For The Floor [Soulwax Dub]	Hot Chip	Most Of The Remixes… Mixed By 2 Many DJ’s
Collapsing At Your Doorstep	Air France	No Way Down
Lights Out	Santogold	I Believe In Santogold
Sound of Kuduro	Buraka Som Sistema ft. DJ Znobia, M.I.A, Saborosa, Puto Prata	Buraka Som Sistema
Where Do You Run To	Vivian Girls	Vivian Girls
Carol Of The Bells	The Bird and the Bee	Carol Of The Bells – Single

Favorite Albums of 2008

misterkevin — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:43:00 +0000

In Ghost Colours – Cut Copy

Santotogold – Santogold

MGMT – Oracular Spectacular

Nine Inch Nails – The Slip

Robyn – Robyn

Hot Chip – Made in the Dark

Be Your Own Pet – Get Awkward

Saturdays = Youth – M83

TV on the Radio – Dear Science

Hercules and the Love Affair – Hercules and the Love Affair

The Onion Skin

misterkevin — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:26:00 +0000

Beneath my bedtime pillow,

I met a timid pixie.

He visited during my deepest slumber,

Afraid to startle me.

Last night he unveiled Arcadia

Between the truth and the mist

Where souls frolic freely

Unencumbered by social covenant.

We loved with abandon,

Soothing our kin

And paving the future.

We ate our fill there

and curled up together.

Dreaming of true consciousness,

It manifest

Before we awoke to our everyday dream.